Ever wonder if Triathletes are aliens?  

Of course you have, let us not play coy.  They are described as ultra intense, as triple A personality’s, with inhuman dedication, planet dominating levels of compete, and an other worldly level of grittiness.  Lets be serious, what would Will Smith (M.I.B) have to say about that?  …Yeah, I thought so…

So now that we agree that at least some triathletes are in fact aliens how can a mere mortal, a Triathlon Beginner learn how to compete with them?  Well that is a worthy discussion to have, isn’t it?  Let’s have it here.  It’s the heart of what this site is dedicated to.

Have you ever wanted to know everything about something?  Well, this is your chance.  This site is about giving you supreme insight into a world (that is in fact dominated by aliens) where any person with some heart, a set of lungs, a bike, a suit, some earplugs, a wetsuit, and maybe goggles, plus good shoes, and a packet of gel, oh yes, musn’t forget swim cap and water bottle… (can I stop yet??) … and a good bottle of sunscreen, along with some skivvies that don’t rub your crotch raw, can compete on equal terms (if your bike is over 8 grand) with any other Benny or Betty out there.

You see, Triathlon Beginners is a cyber world where all triathletes are equal, and where all people are equal (I might even start referring to them as peoquals), except for me of course who is far from equal because I happen to control this little cyber world… (imagine echoing peals of haunting laughter now) … 

There is so much that I will show you about — well, everything triathlon.  Specifically for today, I want to share how fun, and welcoming, and fulfilling, and body mending, participation in a triathlon can be, despite the AAA intense aliens that populate the upper echelons of the sport.  Fear not earthling, you shall be safe in this land of Tri … (did I really just say that?  My wife might just be right about how big a nerd I am … sniffle…).  

I want you to feel free to welcome all the other people (or peoquals) to this site, introduce yourself, and step into our triathlon beginner community.  I’d like to know what types of things are of interest to you, and how this website can help guide you on your pursuit of Tricomplishment.

Coming up, you will learn about me, your king (and of course your servant), my professional background in elite athlete performance (and how I intend to use this to help you), why my wife originally thought that I was cool, and absolutely everything there is to now about triathlon.  Remember that knowledge is power, power fuels success,  and success inspires positive action.  Lets move forward one leg at a time…

Oh, for all of you Cro-Magnon’s out there who are still clumsily scratching their protruding frontal lobes with one calloused knuckle, allow me to clarify … People + Equal = Peoquals.  Get it now?  Well, just keep scratching then, I’m sure that it will come to you.

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